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£緣Sèゞ 5级

2009-07-28 回答

The Rain


A small boy and his father were having a walk in the country when it suddenly began to rain very hard. They did not have their umbrella with them, and there was nowhere to hide from the rain, so they were soon very wet, and the small boy did not feel very happy.
For a long time while they were walking home through the rain, the boy was thinking. Then at last he turned to his father and said to him,“Why does it rain, Father? It isn't very nice, is it?”
“No, it isn't very nice, but it's very useful,Tom,”answered his father.“It rains to make the fruit and the vegetables grow for us, and to make the grass grow for the cows and sheep.”
Tom thought about this for a few seconds, and then he said,“Then,why does it rain on the road too, Father?”
                                                                                                                                                 
下雨

一个小男孩和他的父亲正在乡间行走,突然下起了大雨。

他们没带伞,加上四下无处可以躲雨,所以很快他们浑身上下被淋湿了,小男孩感到很不好受。
他们在雨中朝家走去,有好一会儿,那个男孩一直在思索着什么。后来终于他朝父亲转过脸去,问他说:“爸爸,为什么天会下雨呢?下雨可不太好,是吧?”
“是呀,下雨是不太好,可是下雨也有很多有益的地方,汤姆。”父亲回答说。“老天爷下雨促使了为我们所食用的水果和蔬菜的生长,同样也促使牛羊所吃的青草的生长。”
汤姆对父亲的这番话想了一会,然后说:“那么,父亲,老天爷为什么还要把雨下在路上呢?”

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魂淡 7级

2009-07-28 回答

I'm Trying to Stop It "Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?" "No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it." “孩子,你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了吗?” “没有,老师。可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进,一个耳朵里出,所以我要把它堵在里面。” “I'm sorry ,Madam ,but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth .” “Twenty d ollars! Why ,I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!” “Yes ,but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office .” “对不起,夫人,为您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。” “20美元!为什么?不是说好只要4美元。” “是的,但是你的孩子大喊大叫,把另外四个病人吓跑了。” TWO: Teacher:We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract. Now,can anyone give me a good example? John:Well ,in the summer the days are long,and in the winter the days are short. 老师:我们都知道热胀冷缩的道理。现在,谁给我举个例子? 约翰:嗯,在夏天天都长,在冬天天都短。 The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?" "I'll venture an answer, " said an old lady. "We have worn them off sitting here so long.". 教进化论的老师已经滔滔不绝地讲了快两个小时,他的话题又来了:“让我向进化论者提个问题——如果我们曾经像狒狒那样长着尾巴,那么现在尾巴到哪里去了?” “我来试试看,”一位老太太说。 “该是我们在这里坐这么久把它们磨掉了吧。”

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渐行渐远、 3级

2009-07-28 回答

I like to eat the most apples had the

Day, a taxi driver for a whole day because of work, feel very tired, so wanted to drive home, when it was 12 o'clock midnight.
City, he is just passing through the second parlor, Maomao mind that the thought: "Oh ~ You feel strange, as soon as possible to leave here to go home ~ ~ ~"
At this time, on-street suddenly a woman dressed in white recruit him to stop, the driver should not hesitate to stop in time, the car would just die in front of the woman.
Drivers feel strange, how is this so?
At this time, the woman quietly on the ground of the car ~ ~ ~
"I want to Matsuyama Airport." The woman began to speak.
Drivers feel that the more hair, and the car can be launched at this time.
"Oh ~ ~ well, Sungshan Airport is not it!?" The driver said with a trembling voice.
"... ..."
Ah drove the car to open the driver saw mirrors with the woman several times, think that women face no color, pale and feel like the set not to allow their imagination, the driver come up with an apple to chew on, to eliminate sense of unease.
At this time, the back seat of the woman to speak: "I like to eat the most apples had a ~ ~ ~"
A driver, bite not only Apple's mouth does not move too much, even the hair is put up here!
The woman added: "But I can not birth a child likes to eat after the ~ ~ ~"

 

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